Insurance Claim Explanations

These are the explanations given when making an insurance claim – some of them are downright unbelieveable!

• No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert.
• I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midnight.
• The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
• The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.
• Windshield broke. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.
• I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.
• I left for work this morning at 7am as usual when I collided straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.
• An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
• The accident happened because I had one eye on the truck in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.
• I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard.