30 inappropriate but hilarious letters to Santa

There are two things that all kids have in common:

1) They’re cute (maybe not as cute as your niece, nephew, granddaughter, or pet pug… but almost as cute), and 2) All delightful tiny tots are in the process of developing their personalities, and watching them blossom can be a genuinely rewarding experience.

Some of these pint-sized scamps have so much personality oozing out of their precious little pores that they don’t know what to do with all of it. So some perform. Others become best friends with leopards and snakes. And, lucky for us, a good chunk of them write unintentionally funny, strange, and charming letters to Santa Claus on Christmas.

“Dear Santa, I like you. Do you like me? I would like a DS Mario please. Next year I will give you money. How does that sound? Pretty cool. It does to me. That’s the deal.”

“For Christmas I would like a $100, $50 gift card to somewhere I like, on a note signed by my parents saying that I am allowed to paint my nails. Sincerely, Kailyn. p.s. The $50 gift card can’t be to any fool places and it has to already have money on it.”

Read the rest of the hilarious letters by clicking here.